*your relationship might suck…*

Maggie and I were thinking about how you know you have a suck relationship and we figured there are a few things that you can tell before he moves in, dates your best friend, and tells you about his love for Jewel to let you know, this relationship might suck.

He is a thespian


He is a nazi


He is on his death bed (does not count if he is Mark Twain)


He is addicted to muscle milk


He sings with his eyes closed


He is a singer in a psycho band


He lives with his mom


He goes to raves


He is allergic to everything


He is an adult baby


He thinks dinosaurs were placed here by satan to make us doubt god


He like corn, slipknot, insane clown posse, or savage garden


He is robot, cat, or a fake man doll


He has a collection of stuffed animals, just in case


He wanted to make things more exciting by pretending you were related


He drinks budlight


You met in Cancun


He wants you to change your relationship status on facebook


He uses a bluetooth


He gets boy vajazzled


He has a tribal tattoo

I am sure there are more but these are just a few…

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