Maggie and I were thinking about how you know you have a suck relationship and we figured there are a few things that you can tell before he moves in, dates your best friend, and tells you about his love for Jewel to let you know, this relationship might suck.
He is a thespian
He is a nazi
He is on his death bed (does not count if he is Mark Twain)
He is addicted to muscle milk
He sings with his eyes closed
He is a singer in a psycho band
He lives with his mom
He goes to raves
He is allergic to everything
He is an adult baby
He thinks dinosaurs were placed here by satan to make us doubt god
He like corn, slipknot, insane clown posse, or savage garden
He is robot, cat, or a fake man doll
He has a collection of stuffed animals, just in case
He wanted to make things more exciting by pretending you were related
He drinks budlight
You met in Cancun
He wants you to change your relationship status on facebook
He uses a bluetooth
He gets boy vajazzled
He has a tribal tattoo
I am sure there are more but these are just a few…
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